First love: I … have to … ah … tell you something.

New love: I want to know everything about you.

Old love: Listen to me first!

Simple love: I love you.

Complicated love: Love? What do you mean by love?

Moderate love: I just want to hold your hand.

Greedy love: I want to love you again and again.

Unconditional Love: I will always be there for you.

Conditional love: How can I love you if you don’t love me?

Present love: This is so nice.

Future love: I want to have your kids.

Eternal love: I want to be buried next to you.

Quick love: Are you free tonight?

Pure Love: Yes baby, I understand you.

Contaminated love: I have no idea what you are talking about.

Mutual love: I want to do everything with you.

Equal love: Laundry or vacuum cleaning? Pick one.

Platonic love: Your sight is enough.

Illicit love: After work? Usual Place?